What is this "weblog" you speak of?

So I blew it.

This blog started with a mission, no, a dream. A dream to save the internet! No, not from pop-up ads, or porn, or even time-traveling demons. No, I came to save it from one thing.

The Antichrist!

And I've failed terribly. Fortunately for all of us, somebody else picked up the slack. Take that, evil!

Looks like I'm off the hook! Now I can devote my time to more important topics, like the deciding whether Brett Favre is the second coming of Jesus, or just the original Jesus, revealed after 2000 years of clever fake mustaches and pairs of gag glasses.

Speaking of unbelievably important events, we should consider ourselves very lucky that we were alive to witness the Beijing Olympics, and most important event in American Olympic history: The finals of the Laid-Backstroke. Aaron Peirsol vs. Ryan Lochte in the all-out battle to determine who's the most free-wheelin', wave-catchin', fun-lovin' dude around. Lochte pulled it out in a close one. Personally, I was shocked at the pace, as I had envisioned something a little more like this.

Come back soon for something a bit more serious. I'm not in a ranting mood right now, as my friend just made cake.