The first few times I visited New York, I was seriously taken aback by most of the people. Everyone was so hip, or stylish, or, well, something. Everyone was very New York, and to be honest, I was not a big fan.
Then I moved here. I figured I would be able to hold my own, maintain the general lifestyle of a normal human being and not have to think about which t-shirt I wear every day. I had confidence in my ability to tread water.
Apparently I give myself far too much credit, because as of this weekend, I work at a vegan restaurant.
That's right, vegan. Mind you, I am not a vegan. However, for lunch today, I had a soy-based chicken-substitute hero. And it was pretty good. I also drank soy chocolate milk. And it was pretty good. Tread water, my ass. I sank like a rock. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go reapply my hair gel before I go to bed.
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Don't worry, you're just filling in while the rest of costal Brooklyn is away at SXSW. I say we go from house to house and steal all their Rhinegold before they get back.
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